obnoxious bows LS

Those sure are some f'ugly ass bows. Arguably our most obnoxious shirt ever. And that's saying. 

Ninety-seven percent cotton, 3% spandex stretch barkcloth, the textured stuff they used to make Hawaiian shirts in (back when they made 'em nice).

A tiny bit short in the sleeve and torso, stretch makes it comfortable.

Just 33 shortsleeves and 33 longsleeves made.  Better buy now — nothing this awful will hang around long.

Machine wash & dry. Pre-laundered and pre-shrunk, the size you receive is the one you'll keep.

Made with love in our workshop in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA.